Via Boing Boing, Doug Green, McHenry County Blog, et al. The Department of Homeland Security holds up a shipment of organic fertilizer made from fermented salmon heads out of fear that the salmon may, against all odds and in violation of all laws of nature, be infected with mad cow disease.
Underwood Gardens (known under the sinister code name of Grandma’s Garden Catalog) has been importing the stuff for years from Canada, but this time, DHS held up the shipment. Without the stinky organic fertilizer-slash-deer-and-bunny- repellent, owner Mayo Underwood doesn’t know what might happen to her garden.
Get real, Mayo. That’s a small price to pay for freedom. Remember, if we don’t fight the fish heads in Canada, we’ll have to fight them here at home.