William Alexander chose the winner from among our commenters on his guest rant. Here's what he had to say:
think I’d give the nod to Genevieve, for doing what so many of us have yearned
to do – throw a loaf out the window — though if the person who wrote about the
leaf shredder/chipper being converted to a thresher (!) had supplied more
detail, he’d have won my heart.
Thanks for playing, everybody! And you can keep up with William through his website or look for either of his books at your local bookstore:
The $64 Tomato: How One Man Nearly Lost His Sanity, Spent a Fortune, and Endured an Existential Crisis in the Quest for the Perfect Garden