Thanks to Derek at Plantgasm for making me laugh out loud with his winning limerick:
Tobacco is nice. I'm not jokin'!
His leaves look so beautiful growin'.
He's chalked up some losses,
from the cancer he causes.
It's not his fault you decided to smoke him.
He'll win a Wicked Plants Seed Collection from Botanical Interests. The collection is available through their website, with or without a copy of the book.
Thanks for playing, everybody!