Oh darn—too late for valentine's Day

This beef bouquet, as with much of the botanical-related weirdness I find on the interwebs, comes courtesy of Neatorama.com (first sighting) and  hungeree.com (original).

Joking aside, these flowers are better value and much more useful (if you're a carnivore) than the sadly short-lived and near-odorless red roses that were sold by the gazillions Tuesday.

Comments

[Vicky Nielson]

Yep, they would definitely have an odor alright. And hopefully they wouldn't drip blood on the counter.

[Noadi]

If you made these from bacon or ham it would be even better. Mostly because either of those would keep much better than beef.

[tibs]

Noadi, I think you have come up with a great marketing idea for bacon. Bacon roses as a center peice for the breakfast table. Everyone select their own rose to fry. My hysband would love that.

[Sandra Knauf/Greenwoman Magazine]

About as charming as Lady Gaga's meat outfit.

[Doug]

I've nothing against common bacon, however a bouquet of proscuito roses would be quite grand.

[Melissa]

Haha, finally a flower gift that you can give a man on Vday