George Foreman, Master Gardener


Imagine this: You’re an enormous theme park and entertainment company. You’ve got 3500 acres of manicured, landscaped space in the middle of–what do you call it again?  Oh yeah, the happiest place on earth.  You want to show those gardens off, so who do you call?  George Foreman, of course! 

Because gardens like these don’t grow on trees.  Heh heh.


  1. Yea, verily we hath seen the errors of our horticultural ways…

    Scuse me while I go outside and look at a real garden–topiary free, of course!

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