The nice people at Botanical Interests seem to feel that you people could all use a good scrubbing, because they've offered us their new super-scrubby soap, along with packets of basil and poppy seeds (which can also be found in the soap).
Just tell us your very dirtiest story. And we mean dirt, as in, real dirt, the kind that can be scrubbed away by basil-poppyseed soap.
As always, extra points for comments written in verse.
We'll announce a winner next week. Good luck!